Your name was formerly GOG-DAMMIT-KARKAT. Now, you are TURNTECHGODDAMMIT due to the fact that you're an idiot and managed to get locked out of both your EMAIL and your DEVIOUS ACCOUNT. You still aren't sure how that happened. Despite all this, you are still the AUTHOR of a semi-popular series called FEAR NOT THE NIGHT. You write stories of the ROMANTIC persuasion, although you do like to write ACTION and FANTASTICAL stuff as well. You have a variety of interests, but have a nearly UNHEALTHY OBSESSION with a certain STRIDER. Not that you'd call it an obsession, but that's just you. Your patron troll is the psychotic GAMZEE MAKARA, but your horoscope dictates that it is the ever adorable TAVROS NITRAM. You are perfectly fine with both. You can be quite CANTANKEROUS and have issues sleeping, and as such identify a lot with KARKAT VANTAS. You suck at a lot of things, namely anything of the ATHLETIC VARIETY. You prefer to stay inside and read the plethora of BOOKS you have.
Now,
==> WRITE SOMETHING FUCKASS